The Eternal Footman

God's skull hovers in Earth's orbit as a cosmic reminder that He is dead. This scenario launches a world where atheism has become reality rather than choice, triggering a pandemic of "death awareness" that threatens civilization. Dr. Gerard Korty, a retired surgeon, embarks on a journey to combat this metaphysical plague while navigating a transformed America. His quest intersects with various characters including a renegade priest, a filmmaker, and his ex-wife - each dealing with their own response to God's confirmed demise. The narrative alternates between Korty's mission and wider scenes of a society grappling with the loss of both divine authority and existential comfort. What begins as a medical crisis evolves into a deeper examination of how humans create meaning in a universe now definitively godless. The novel explores themes of mortality, faith, and human resilience through a satirical lens that balances philosophical weight with dark humor. It raises questions about the role of religion in human psychology and whether manufactured meaning can replace inherited purpose.

Readers call this book a thought-provoking conclusion to Morrow's Godhead trilogy, though many feel it's the weakest of the three. The philosophical themes and dark humor resonate with fans who appreciate the blend of theology and satire. Liked: - Creative premise and imagery - Witty dialogue and wordplay - Complex moral questions - Dark comedy elements Disliked: - Slower pacing than previous books - Too many philosophical tangents - Some find the metaphors heavy-handed - Plot feels less focused One reader noted: "The intellectual discussions sometimes overshadow the actual story." Another praised the "perfect balance of absurdist humor and genuine pathos." Ratings: Goodreads: 3.9/5 (509 ratings) Amazon: 4.2/5 (21 ratings) LibraryThing: 3.8/5 (89 ratings) The book appeals most to readers who enjoy philosophical fiction and don't mind narrative segments interrupted by metaphysical discourse.

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🔹 The title "The Eternal Footman" alludes to T.S. Eliot's poem "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" and its line "And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker." 🔹 This novel is the third book in Morrow's Godhead Trilogy, following "Towing Jehovah" and "Blameless in Abaddon," exploring a world where God has literally died. 🔹 James K. Morrow frequently uses satirical elements in his work to examine religious themes, earning him the World Fantasy Award and the Grand Prix de l'Imaginaire. 🔹 The book imagines a scenario where God's skull orbits Earth like a second moon, causing a devastating plague called "death awareness syndrome." 🔹 Morrow spent several years as a proofreader for a pharmaceutical company, which influenced his detailed descriptions of medical and scientific concepts in his novels.